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One local band intended on purchasing a new van and hitting the road… Instead, they wound up finding a very lucrative business. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t a band.
The local stoner rock band said they had big dreams of buying a van and loading up all of their gear and playing some gigs. The band formed in 2020 and has been playing in the drummer’s mom’s garage ever since. After years of practice, they finally had six songs together and were ready to start playing gigs all across Southern California.
They searched Facebook and Craigslist before finally finding what they thought would be the perfect van to hit the open road. The cargo area of the van seemed a little smaller than expected, but they remained optimistic.
“I’ll be honest, I was a little baked when we were checking out the van,” said the band’s guitar player. “It seemed cool to me.”
They loaded up their gear, along with an unexplainable amount of drugs and paraphernalia, and a jaw-dropping amount of snacks.
