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Bands are always trying to come up with new and creative ways to get their album into the hands of listeners around the world. Years ago, U2 made headlines by automatically uploading their album to all iTunes users. The movie Popstar showed an album being streamed through home appliances. Well, the time has come for the next big thing in Stoner Rock…
Introducing the Cannabis strain known as “Indahead,” not to be confused with “Indica.”
Indahead will custom infuse a Cannabis strain with your new Stoner Rock album. Once the marijuana is smoked, the album begins to play in the user’s head with the ultimate clarity. No paranoia, no fearful inner dialogue… Just riffage.
For fans, let’s be honest: You were going to be stoned anyway. You might as well get some fuzzy new tunes delivered directly into your brain while doing it, and the cost per ounce is pretty reasonable! Say goodbye to that terrifying, paranoid inner dialogue you usually get when you’re way too high. Indahead takes those voices in your head and turns them into your new favorite album.
